Life.

emmysaurus:

When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
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moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

I am currently feeling the need to be needed….

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

mypleasuregirl:

So near but yet so far

mypleasuregirl:

So near but yet so far

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining