Life.

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

stayfr-sh:

Look How The Stars Shine For You
alizabug:

miuwi:

girl: *is cute *

me : OHh mygod oh my god do that again

hoemama:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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